jamie | 
08 30th, 2007| 
Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, “It’s all right?” Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, “That hurt, you stupid idiot?”
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
The Scum were given a kicking by in the Manchester derby by non other than Man City. Final Score 1 – 0
Shame the guys is a Man Untied fan!
The new football (soccer in the US) season kicked off this weekend, and already I’m very excited. My beloved Man Utd are playing Reading today. If you’re not rich enough or lucky enough to be able to watch games live on TV, either because you the games no being broadcast in your country or for another reason, then this guide is for you.
http://www.onetipaday.com/2007/08/12/how-to-watch-football-online-for-free/
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Wednesday 15th August
15:30 Setanta Sports 1 Toulouse v Liverpool UEFA Champions League 3rd Qualifying Round 1st Leg
Sunday 19th August
16:00 Sky Sports 1 Liverpool v Chelsea Premier League
Saturday 25th August
12:45 Sky Sports 1 Sunderland v Liverpool Premier League
Hopefully the Liverpoolfc.tv will start adding some decent content this season, like this photos from the game.
More at http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N156670070813-1200.htm
It was very important we won our first opening game of the season if we are to stand any chancing of winning the Premiership. Maybe last season we would of drawn after JC accidentally handed the ball in the box, but super captain came to the rescue with a fantastic goal 20 yards outside the box.
This season we have decided to leave the old Park Pub and hunt around for some where less studentifiy to watch the games.
The Three Liars
We decided to give Three Sisters a bash, after 2 minutes we ditched this idea and won’t be back to watch football here. Advertised every where in the pub was today’s sport which included Liverpool game, although it wasn’t on any where inside. Instead a silly game of rugby between England and France, a friendly I may add. Plus Bob couldn’t get in because he had his highly offence Liverpool shirt on, I looked around and doubled checked, I wasn’t in Manchester!
Grass Market Bar
Running out of time we decide to head to the old faith, The Park bar. That was until we bumped into the Grass Market Bar which was only showing football, result!
| Pub | Football Shirts | Lairs | Multiple Screens | Food | Overall football friendly | Friendly staff |
| Grass Market | Yes | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Three Sisters | No | Yes | Yes | Yes | No | No (Short ass bouncer) |
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Liverpool lost out on the Port of Rotterdam trophy, having drawn 1 – 1 with Feyenoord in the final game of the tournament.
Royston Drenthe opened the scoring in the first half by tucking in a rebound but Steven Gerrard finished from an acute angle late on.
Pepe Reina saved a late penalty which was incorrectly awarded for a handball when the ball actually struck Alvaro Arbeloa in the face.
Several players were booked and both Drenthe and Gerrard, plus Feyenoord defender Theo Lucius, were lucky not to be dismissed for fighting at the end of a match that saw some tough tackles draw aggressive reactions.
Reina also made a good save from a Giovanni van Bronckhorst free kick deep into injury time, while Dirk Kuiyt saw a shot rebound off the crossbar and over the goal-line in the first half, although the officials missed the goal.