mike | 
09 24th, 2007| 
Looks like Ashley is going to be busy for the next couple of weeks!
Sep
21
Quote from one of the papers this morning…
A handful of journalists managed to track down the fleeing Jose Mourinho to a harbourside eaterie in west London. When asked what the official Chelsea statement meant when it stated he left by “mutual consent”, Mourinho replied, “look it up in the dictionary”.
Sep
20
This isn’t going to go down well, but here it is…
For all Moanrinho bad points, I think I’ll miss him. I hope he’ll be back in the English premiership soon!
If it was Arsene Wenger who had quit, I’d be very pleased!
Lets face Chelsea aren’t a big club, just big bank accounts. Abramovich should of purchased West Ham, they have real fans.
“Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one”
Mourinho introduces himself to the English press in 2004
Sep
20
Or maybe that should be not so special one is forced to leave by billionaire owner Roman Abramovich. This comes after Chelsea scraped a 1 – 1 draw with Rosenborg at Stanford Bridge, in front of a crowd of 24,973 people.
The man who will replace Jose, is former Israeli coach Avram Grant, who has been working along side Jose for a number of months. Avram Grant is pictured below, whilst coaching Israel, in what looks like a defeat! Could this be the downfall of the Blues, will Roman pull out his billions? Lets hope so?
Sep
13
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and James McFadden are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.
God looks at them and says; “before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in.” Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, “what do you believe?”
Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, “I believe Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Madrid. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club.”
God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left. He then turns to Luis Figo, “and you, Luis, what do you believe?”
Figo stands tall and proud, “I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I’ve spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits.”
God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his right. Finally, he turns to Faddy “and you, James, what do you believe?”
“I believe” says Faddy “you’re sitting in my seat.”
Sep
12
After hunting around for a new bar to watch Liverpool matches in, it appears the Links Bar is still the best place to watch the game. So this Saturday we’ll be in the Park Bar, sorry the Links bar.
I’ll leave you with a Joke…
DOING IT SCOUSE STYLE…
A Scouser found himself in London and decided to approach a prostitute down in Soho
He asked her, “How much do you charge for an hour?”
“100 pound,” she replied.
“Do you do Scouse style?” he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, “I’ll pay you 150 quid to do it Scouse style.”
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. “I’ll give you 200 quid to go Scouse style with me! What do you say?”
Finally, she agrees, thinking, “Well I’ve been in the game for over ten years now. I’ve been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Scouse style be?”
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, “That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the ‘Scouse style’ come in?”
The Scouser popped a can of lager and replied, “I’ll pay you next Thursday when I get my dole money.”
Sep
1
Liverpool win 6 – 0 at
Derby, whilst Chelsea go down 2 – 0 at Villa Park.
No, it’s football not hand ball Terry.
meanwhile Drogba stays upright!
Owen does a days work for Newcastle
Xavi Opens the account
And Torres strikes again